Sports Campers Flattened

In an unexpected turn of events, STARS campers were flattened like “road-kill” this morning by a huge red ball. On the scene reporters told of excessive laughter, giggling, and general merriment as the ball passed by. Campers did not seem traumatized, although many were heard to complain when the game stopped.
In other action, campers were enthused by the report of the USA victory in World Cup Soccer against Algeria.
Sports Camp finishes up this week with a special presentatoin by all the campers. It is not known at this time if the big red ball will return.